February 4, 2014

Jungle Heat - The Shame of Jane A.K.A. Tarzan X [1994]



Director: Joe D'Amato

Writer: Joe D'Amato


Overview
Rosa Caraccciola makes a wonderful Jane in this 1990s adaptation of the jungle tale, and Rocco Siffredi is the best Tarzan (or: Ape man as he's called) I have ever seen. The action is thrilling, hot and not at all offensive. Since the male lead is as attractive as his female counterpart, this film is a joy for everyone! The story is really sweet and funny (for instance when Jane helps Tarzan with his first shave and shows him a mirror). The chemistry is sparkling and even if you are only slightly interested in films in this genre, this is the movie to watch. Quality note: Im not over sure what the language on this was is. It sounds Spanish / Portugese, although Im not 100% sure. Either way its a porno, so what do you need language for anyway!

Review
Superb couples movie.

Delicious finale between Rosa and Tarzan is one of the great love scenes of adult movies. Erotic, provocative, sensual, visually pleasing. The camera angle and the position of the couple puts you in a unique viewing location, so you won't miss any of the pleasurable encounter.


This adult movie not only has great sex, but also a story line and very attractive actors and actresses, enjoying what they do best.
















January 1, 2014

The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody (2010)



Stars:  India Summer,  Bobbi Starr,  Dani Jensen,  April O'Neil, Kimberly Kane,  Nikki Benz,  Bree Daniels, Rocco Reed,  Eric John, Lee Stone,  Michael Vegas,  Ramon Nomar,  Chad Alva,  Jay Crew, Anthony Rosano

Studio: Digital Sin 
Series: A Dark XXX Parody
Director: Sam Hain
Released: 2010 

Description:

2011 XRCO Award Winner for Best Parody - Drama. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody - Drama. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Actress - Kimberly Kane. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Supporting Actress - India Summer. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Anal Sex Scene. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Director - Feature. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Art Direction. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Cinematography/Videography. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best DVD Extras. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best DVD Menus. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Editing. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Make-Up. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Screenplay - Adapted. 
2011 AVN Award Nominee for Best Special Effects. 

Set one year before the appearance of Lilith, Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to unravel a mystifying series of murders. Their investigation leads them to Eastern Virginia, where they find several locals who seem to have been "infected". Mulder believes the cause of these infections to be none other than "The Black Oil." Scully and Mulder must search for answers that will ultimately defy the boundaries of science, the paranormal, and the dreadful spaces in between!




Review:
The movie starts off with a guy who's tied up in a room when a guy w/ the black ink spits it on him (the special effects on his eyes were good but the stuff he spit out looked like water) before getting killed by the alien with eyes that are sealed shut. Then plays what is a good copy of the X-Files opening teaser.

Scene 1 
Mulder wanders into work after porking a pretty blond informant (nose ring/tongue/bellybutton rings) at home. They talk to Skinnner who is recording stuff for Krajicek (wearing a really bad bum disguise) who has put nanobots into his blood to force Skinner to do stuff for him. Krajicek goes back to a white van where the blond informant (wearing a business dress) is waiting and they start kissing and stripping each other down. The blond without her blouse sucks on Krajicek, She strips all the way down (would have been sexier if she kept more clothes on) before getting pounded CG and asking for her butt to be slapped. Then she gets spooned hard, then rides RCG (and looks like she cums in this position because her legs tremble), htne gets one legged missionary, then doggy until he jerks off on her butt. She scoops it off he butt, putts in in her mouth, then sucks on him.

Scene 2 
Sculley and Mulder go over to check out an odd scene with black oil that FBI agent Diana (a pretty redhead that Sculley is apparently jealous of) has jurisdiction over. Diana heads home where Black Lung meets her (he's working with her) and decides to let Mulder/Sculley find the answers for them. In the meantime, they have to kill time, so they kiss each other and he takes off Diana's blouse (she's wearing the typical FBI dress), then strips her down to heels only and licks her on the couch. She sits up and sucks on him, then he lays on the couch while she (very nice curve in her back/ass) sucks on him, then she hops on for RCG, then spooned hard, then doggy (best position for her since she has great thighs), then missionary until he jerks off on her stomach.

Scene 3 
In the next scene a housewife is having dinner at hom when a guy comes over and dribbles the grey ink into her mouth. Then a scene switch as Kracijek talks to Black Lung to team up in trying to get Sculley/Mulder to help them defeat the aliens. Mulder is watching porn when Sculley calls him. The scene fades to the porn movie. A pretty strawberry blond with arm tattoo and tongue piercing is having sex in her kitchen with
a black haired brunette with stomach tattoo. They both have sundresses and panties on, but they strip down to nothing pretty quickly. The blond gets licked on the granite center island, then she gets fingered. Then it's the brunette's turn to get licked and fingered. Then they do a 69 on the center island. Then they do pussy to pussy rubbing on the center island.

Scene 4 
Sculley is at the gas station refueling when Black Lung shows up to offer to give her information. Mulder talks to Skinner and then kicks him out. Sculley and Mulder meet at the computer geeks' lair where she asks them to use their shower to clean off the gasoline she spilled on herself. Sculley strips in the shower (an open tiled shower that doesn't really fit thee geek lair location) and starts masterbating while thinking of having sex with Mulder. We see what she sees. She's taking a shower when Mulder shows up and kisses her and fingers her while she's squatting. She then kneels and sucks on him (but chokes trying deep throat), then gives him a tit fucking. He turns her around and licks/fingers her, then gives her standing doggy (her breasts are decently big so it's a great position for her), then she gets CG hard, then RCG anal (she didn't shave all
her pubic hair off, but her pubic hair is black instead of dyed to match her head hair), then standing doggy anal while saying "make me believe". He finally jerks off on her breasts and she licks him. We then flash back to reality as Mulder knocks on the door.


Scene 5 
A big breasted blond shows (slightly chubby) up at the brunette housewife (also slightly chubby) who got taken over by the black ink's kitchen and gets taken over by the black ink. The rebel shows up to kill the housewife but is killed by another guy who has been taken over by the black oil. The girls start kissing and stripping each other down with the guy. The blond starts sucking the guy first (wearing only shorts) and the brunette (wearing only a blue thing) joins in. The brunette (who still has muff) gets licked/fingered by the guy while the blond sucks him. The brunette (now only wearing black heels) gets one legged missionary on the round marble coffee table while licking the blond girl squating over her. The brunette kneels to deep throat the guy before the blond gets RCG with the guy sitting on a chair. The brunette (who has a back tattoo) then does CG with the guy sitting on the chair. Then the blond gets one legged missionary on the table. The brunette then gets one legged doggy with one leg on the table and the blond gets the same as the brunette is stacked over the blond. The guy finally jerks off to their open mouths as they kneel down. The scene would have been more realistic if the girls didn't keep saying "fuck her pussy" and "oh fuck" because they're supposed to be possessed by the black oil.

Mulder and Sculley head over to the next fire location that the
geeks identified as the next place they'd show up. A bunch of oil possessed people that are impervious to bullets. A big flash of light happens and the possessed people all disappear and
Sculley/Mulder are left to wonder.

The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (2009)




Series: A Dark XXX Parody
Director: Sam Hain
Released: 2009 

Stars:  Ashlynn Brooke,  Angelica Raven,  Aurora Snow,  Charley Chase, Taylor Vixen,  Gracie Glam,  Jackie Daniels,  Kimberly Kane,  Tori Lane, Audrey Bitoni,  Pike Nelson,  Evan Stone,  Rod Fontana,  Anthony Rosano

Description:
2010 AVN Award Winner for Best Actress - Kimberly Kane 
2010 AVN Award Winner for Best Parody (tie) 

Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders is the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that THE SEX FILES: A DARK XXX PARODY is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! 2010 AVN Award Winner: Best Parody.



Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning (2012)


Cast:
Director: Marcus London
Starring: India Summer, Jenna Presley, Jade, Tommy Gunn, Gracie Glam, Tanya Tate, Brad Armstrong, Ben English, Marcus London, Andy San Dimas, Charley Chase, Devon Lee, Eric Masterson, Nicole
Aniston, Tony de Sergio, Kyle Stone, Melanie Rios, Nacho Vidal, TJ Cummings, Reno, Jack Vegas, Jack Lawrence, Miko Lee, Nikki Daniels, Lucas Stone, Marco Rivera, Carina Roman, Felicity, Princzess, Vic D, Shane Xavier.




Description:
2013 AVN Award Winner for Best Screenplay – Parody.
2013 AVN Award Nominee for Best Cinematography.
2013 AVN Award Nominee for Best DVD Extras.
2013 AVN Award Nominee for Best Editing.
2013 AVN Award Nominee for Best Makeup.
2013 AVN Award Nominee for Best Parody – Drama.

Spartacus (Marcus London) is captured and made to fight to the death in the arena. After surviving the onslaught, he is sold to the Ludis of Batiatus (Tony de Sergio) where he is thrust into a world of sex and craziness. He finds an unlikely ally in fellow slave Crixus (Tommy Gunn), as they are both expected to please Lucretia (Devon Lee). In addition to performing in depraved orgies, they must train to fight against the unbeaten giant Androcoles. Will they fall victim to the gladiator or will they prove victorious and earn their freedom? A sexual epic for the ages!

Review:
Spartacus XXX is a straight porn project by two very hot straight porn stars Marcus London and Tommy Gunn. I’m amazed by the production value and detail they put into this porn epic! And let’s face it. This time the different between this porn parody and the original Spartacus: Blood and Sand and Spartacus: Gods of the Arena is not much. Those two Starz series are already a softcore porn with full frontal nudity and characters having sex every 15 minutes ;-)The preview images above really caught my attention. With its gladiator-theme porn, I’m pretty sure there are gonna be lots of naked and shirtless muscle men in this straight porn movie than some gay porn :P Marcus London and Tommy Gunn play the leading roles of Spartacus and Crixus. Tony De Sergio who plays Batiatus in this movie was gay porn actor Jay Alexander. He bottomed in Billy Herrington’s Summer Trophies and The General’s Son. And TJ Cummings who plays
Vero was bottom porn star Nick Steel. He used to get fucked by Spike’s huge cock in Virgin No More. I also like the scene he bottoms in hot group sex from a movie Hard To Hold.


Dangerous Games (1995)


Director: Paul Thomas
Released:1995
Stars:  Krista Maze,  Melissa Hill,  Jenteal,  Mona Demoan, Selena (i), Steven St. Croix,  Alex Sanders

Plot:
Steven St. Croix plays a director who gets a little too involved with his leading lady Jenteal. She's ready and willing, and all it takes is a kiss followed by electrifying sex every chance they get! Games, games, games. In between sets you can find them in trailers, bathrooms, and bedrooms fucking their brains out. But playing favorites upsets the crew and they take off for an adventure off the set, where everyone gets off, all right. Games,games, games. All hell breaks loose when the director's wife (Melissa Hill) shows up and finds out about the affair. Meanwhile the producer has no respect, the crew has no respect, and Melissa definitely has no respect. But she gets her revenge by fucking the leading man (Alex Sanders) and Jenteal! Steven finds the menage a trois taking place and becomes so mad that he goes after another actress, Selena. Games, games, games -- very dangerous games.






A Foreign Girl in Paris (1981)


Studio: Alpha France
Director: Burd Tranbaree
Cast: Anna Veroushka,  Helen Shirley,  Guy Royer,  Cathy Stewart, Ulrike Lary,  Dominique Aveline,  Richard Allan



Plot:
Released as "La Petite Etrangere" - August in Paris. With the wife on vacation... the husband becomes a bachelor again. Along comes the little foreign girl. This superb fantasy comes to life thanks to the fertile imagination of BURD TRANBAREE. September arrives. Does this spell the end of a beautiful love story? Au contraire - another one is about to begin... When this chef-d'oeuvre from France's Cinema X era debuted in Paris on February 18, 1981, it was met with triumphant success.

Bad Wives (1997)





Director: Paul Thomas
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Tricia Devereaux, Melissa Hill, Missy, Stephanie Swift, Steven St. Croix, Tony Tedeschi, Jon Dough

Plot:
The film begins with a scene between Tony Tedeschi and a woman, his secretary, played by Tricia Deveraux. Dyanna Lauren plays a housewife who is unhappy with her marriage and her life. In a grocery store she eats some cookies and more hidden in her shirt. One of the staff, played by Steven St. Croix, tells her that he has seen how she stole the cookies. Dyanna denies this, but it already provides a kind of chemistry between the two.
Back to home celebrates its thirty-sixth birthday Dyanna with her husband, played by Jon Dough, and her best friends, played by Melissa Hill and Tony Tedeschi. Dyanna and Melissa end up in the store where Dyanna is rediscovered in the cookie theft. This time Steven is the crime known through the speakers and the two flee in shame. Melissa has, however, Steven looked closely and she fantasizes about it later, to be with him. Your imagination includes the other shop workers, played by Stephanie Swift.
Back in reality, the film jumps between two scenes, one with Dyanna and Jon and another with Melissa and Tony. Then it becomes clear that Tony wants to have sex with Melissa and Dyanna thinks that Jon is a loser. Melissa can not understand why Tony is not interested in her, but she finds it out the next day when she caught him in flagrante delicto with his secretary in the office.

Meanwhile, there Dyanna their fantasies by and meets with Steven. They end up in his apartment where they have come together on a pool table sex. Then Dyanna hears a noise and realized that someone else is in the apartment.



Review:
This is an amazing movie. AVN awarded this film Movie of the Year: 1997, Best Director: Paul Thomas, Best Actress: Dyanna Lauren and Best Actor: Steven St. Croix. They also awarded the film a "Perfect 10". Quite the impressive recommendation from AVN, but what has The 8" Critic to say????? Well, I'd say I come real close to concurring with AVN! Dyanna Lauren is an absolute dynamo. What a body, what a goddess. She does a fine job acting throughout the movie and the film pulls off an enticing story line. Let me say this: The story itself, is quite bizarre. I don't want to give it away, but I do encourage you to watch the entire movie through to the end. It has some really interesting twists and turns. The first few minutes of this flick set up the story, the "cream-filled" center loads up on sex, and the big finale is quite intense from a story line perspective. The sex? How's the sex? The sex in this movie is really, really gripping. All of the scenes leave you with the feeling that these folks were having one hell of a time at the office! It is all very believable, and everyone looks like they are TOTALLY into what they are doing. Some of Melissa Hill's facial expression are a roar! She had to be having a good time to have her eyes rolling around the way they were! Also, watch for one of the lovelies to remove her glasses so she can take a bit of chowder in her eye! Next time wear your safety goggles! (I will warn you that one scene in particular is a bit rough and may turn some folks off. But it is really key to the story line.) The effects and music in the film were also great. The performers were all quite vocal, and the wide variety of music used throughout the film, from a heartbeat, to a violin, to thrash-techo-punk (?) really helped set the mood, and keep the viewer glued to the tube. You really get tense watching this movie (Yes, I mean from an emotional standpoint as well. )